Why, just the other day Chris and Aaron were walking around town discussing Kraftwerk and their contribution to electronic music. All of a sudden they looked up in the sky to witness a construction worker become electrocuted by some dumb powerline he was working on. It was crazy. Here are their recollections of that horrifying event:

At first we thought he was saying, “Help me.” But we decided later that he was actually saying, “Heinz canned beans, please.”

When the electricity was going through his body and he was x-rayed, we could see his skeleton was upsidedown trying to escape
through his butthole.

Pigeons landed on his shoulders and instantly became pieces of fried chicken. NOT fried pigeons. Fried chicken.

We saw one of his front pockets explode and a relieved hamster dressed
up in handcuffs, a bra and panties fly out screaming the words
“justice” and “freedom”.

For about 5 seconds there when the construction worker was being electrocuted we swear we could hear the chorus to Twist and Shout.

We saw his dark purple Hypercolor shirt turn light pink.

We saw his eyeballs blow out of their sockets holding each other’s
hand.  One of them was carrying a copy of a book called “Forbidden
Love.”

His spirit left his body, went into the port-o-poti, came back out and said, “Anyone got a Glade air-freshner? I don’t work for them or anything- I’m not advertising for them but, I do find them the best at eliminating unwanted odors.” And then returned to his body.

We saw God part the clouds and look down as the guy was being
electrocuted and say “Hey everybody lookit me, lookit me.  I’m God.
Awwwww, everybody’s just looking at that guy.” Then he went back into
the clouds sulking, cranked some Eminem,  watched a pirated copy of
Transformers 2, drank some Mountain Dew and played Halo.

His teeth chattered rapidly making a sound not unlike that knuckle song everyone knows how to play on the piano.

Spinal Tap walked by, pointed up at him and said, “His body goes to 11.” They looked really old.

We saw Ghost Rider walk by and start threatening to sue the
electrocuted guy for copywrite infringement because his skull was on
fire.  Then we saw Ghost Rider piss out the poor guy’s skull fire.
Then we saw Ghost Rider fall to his knees and start crying and sobbing
something about how his momma didn’t raise him to behave like this and
he kept saying “I’m sorry momma, I’m sorry.”

A blast of electricity shot out of his big right toe and struck an old discarded transistor radio. The radio came alive and an ancient news bulletin came out the speakers that said, “David Lee Roth has just announced that he is no longer in Van Halen.”

We saw his body fly 100 feet backwards and slam into his ex-wife’s
front door.  She just opened the door and said “Okay fine, but this is
last time, we can’t keep doing this.”  Then she dragged his body
inside and turned the lights down low.