Julius Marcosock
Hello Chris & Aaron, Huge fan. I’m writing you this letter right now from my stranded dingy in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. I’m all by myself, no food, no water, no lifejacket, and some sharks and giant squids are circling my leaky boat. I could really use your special offbeat brand of humor right now.

Mystery Man
Hmmm, let’s see, what did I think of your show? Did I enjoy it? Was I even there? Who am I? Ha ha ha, you wish. I’ll never tell for I am, Greg. I mean, Mystery Man. Crap.

Barnyard Kipling
I have never laughed harder in my life than how I did at your show. Okay, maybe once before, but it was because you had to see how messed up my Uncle’s nose looked like after he dove head first into a key-lime pie.