Marmalade: A Comic Strip About A Big Dog.

By admin, September 18, 2009 6:00 am

Hey everyone! Chris & Aaron made a new hilarious comic strip about a Great Dane, named Marmalade. He really knows how to bother his owner. They haven’t found an artist to cartoon the cartoon yet, if you will, so they’ve just posted some descriptions of the pictures and the caption that would go with it. They’re funny! Enjoy!

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Pic: Marmalade is standing by the front door with his leash in his mouth. The owner is looking at him.
Caption: (Owner) I guess you want to go for a walk, hey Marmalade.”

Pic: Marmalade has an apple resting on his head and is sitting patiently in front of the owner and his wife.
Caption: (Owner) “He wants me to play, ‘William Tell’ with him.”

Pic: Marmalade’s owner sees Marmalade sitting in his reading chair.
Caption: (Owner) “I guess you think you own this house now, eh Marmalade?”

Pic: Marmalade’s head is sticking out the window of a moving Police car. His tongue is hanging out and he is enjoying the breeze.
Caption: (Police Officer) “I feel good about taking this runaway dog back to his owner.”

Pic: Marmalade is drinking out of the toilet. The owner is watching.
Caption: (Owner) “Whoever forgot to flush the toilet is cleaning this up.”

Pic: Marmalade is attacking a life size dummy that looks just like his owner. The owner and the owner’s young son are watching.
Caption: (Owner) “I’m actually starting to not feel safe around Marmalade.”

Pic: Marmalade has a sweater on. He’s smoking a pipe and sitting in the Owner’s reading chair.
Caption: (Owner) “Okay, what is going on here… This is fucked.”

Pic: Marmalade is holding up a turkey leg and has a gun pointed at it. The owner sits at the dinner table with his wife.
Caption: (Owner) “He’s holding my dinner hostage until I take him out for a walk.”

Pic: Marmalade’s owner is looking out his bedroom window at night and can see all kinds of flashing lights coming from inside Marmalade’s dog house.
Caption: (Owner) ” What the hell is this all about?”

Pic: Marmalade is sitting, panting, and looking up at his owner in the living room.
Caption: (Owner) “Just where are you from Marmalade, really.”

Pic: The owner is going over a phone bill with his reading glasses on. He looks angry. Marmalade looks embarrassed.
Caption: (Owner) “Who made all these calls to Mars?”

Pic: The owner is on the 18th hole with Tiger Woods and thousands of people are watching. Marmalade has run out on the course and has the owner’s golf ball in his mouth.
Caption: (Owner) “I am literally going to kill you.”

Pic: Marmalade is urinating on the owner’s shoes at the front door.
Caption: (Owner) “Why?”

Pic: Marmalade is pushing the Owner’s son on a tire swing in the backyard. The boy is enjoying himself.
Caption: (Boy) “This is the perfect Summer day.”

Pic: Marmalade is listening to Beethoven. He’s standing on his hind legs and acting like he’s conducting a symphony. He’s also giving the owner an evil glare.
Caption: (Owner) “Don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere near you. I’m just going to the kitchen.

Pic: Marmalade is wearing a suit and dealing with a teller at the bank. There is a huge pile of money on the counter.
Caption: (Teller) “There you are Marmalade’s owner, all of your money.”

Pic: Marmalade is wearing his owner’s pajamas and spooning the owner’s wife in bed.
Caption: (Marmalade) “Hello dear, don’t turn around. It’s just me, you’re husband.”

Pic: The owner is looking at a photograph of his wife sleeping in the nude. It is signed in the corner with a paw print.
Caption: (Owner) “What the…?”

Pic: Two doctors are talking outside the door of a care room in the hospital. Through the door you can vaguely see the disfigured and bandaged owner of Marmalade. All of his limbs are in casts.
Caption: (Doctor) “He says Marmalade did this to him, but I’ve never seen anybody have a reaction like this to a fucking Jam before.”

Pic: Marmalade is driving a station wagon. The Owner’s family are his passengers. They drive down a street where they can see the owner, who is naked, rummaging through some garbage cans.
Caption: (Marmalade) “Remember him? Rummaging through the garbage like a wild animal.”

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