Let’s Get Hot! is glad to see you again! Please come in and wipe your feet on the shag carpet. Oh, these? Yeah, they’re Ritz crackers with old cheddar cheese and black olives on them. Eat them, friend. Enjoy yourself.
Look at the moon… isn’t it beautiful?
I’m touching your amazing butt.

Let’s Get Hot!
with Chris Locke & Aaron Eves

Featuring:

Nikki Payne
Mae Martin
Stephanie Kaliner
Michael Balazo
Nick Flanagan
Brian Barlow
Kathleen Phillips
Jon McCurley

And a vid by Mark Little.

Oh yeah, it’s going to be a fantastic show. Don’t move my hand off of your butt.

Sunday, Sept. 5
Rivoli
334 Queen St. W.
Doors: 8:30pm

Back from the depths of Hell, it is the ultimate inferno bending antics of hilaritons, Chris Locke and Aaron Eves. They’re excited to be doing a new LET’S GET HOT! show especially with these acts that will be listed in just a moment…

Let’s Get Hot!
with Chris Locke & Aaron Eves

Featuring:

Steve Scholtz
Rebecca Kohler
Stephanie Tolev
Bob Kerr
Chris Robinson
Jon McCurley
Brian Barlow
Nick Flanagan
Kathleen Phillips

Plus, the debut of a brand new short by Chris Locke and Tom Henry. Directed, shot, and edited by Derek Horn. Featuring: Nick Flanagan, Tim Gilbert, Aaron Eves, and David Dineen-Porter!

Oh yeah, it is going to be a mighty show. You WILL get smacked with a baton! Please make it out and let’s all celebrate the summer and have a great time!

Rivoli
334 Queen St. W.
Doors open at 8:30pm!

Facebook Event

Hello Everyone. So, Chris and Aaron just finished celebrating their 5th anniversary of the Let’s Get Hot! live comedy show in Toronto, Canada. it was a blast and everyone there said really nice things and HAD really nice things just tucked under their little summer clothes there. Chris and Aaron found time before the show to reflect on their stupid past and write down some of the advice they thought they could give to any young comedy variety show hosts or co-hosts out there who are thinking about getting into the awful biz.
Here’s what the boys had to say:

Never bring your girlfriend on stage with you when doing a bit with your co-host. She will become jealous of your close relationship that only you two truly understand and she will throw a fit.

If you see a guy in the audience with a gun, remember, he becomes top
priority, not the show.

Make sure the zipper on your pants is done up at all times. You never want the audience to catch a glimpse of your unkempt vagina.

If you get nervous, just imagine the audience is all in their
underwear being led into a meatgrinder.

Always keep your lucky charm on you when you perform. It really works. I’ve been successful at hosting a show ever since I started keeping my lucky throw pillow tucked into the front of my shirt.

If you take off all your clothes right before going on, it will not
make you invisible when you step on the stage and wiggle around on the
floor in pure bliss.  Everybody will see you and you’ll have to move
to a new city about 9 years ago.

One of the best ways to come up with jokes that no one has ever told before is to meditate. This is not a joke. Meditating is the best way to centre yourself and find that focus you need to create that really good absurd joke. Especially if you’re getting a blowjob at the same time. Then it’s the best.

If a comedian is choking to death on a piece of food, don’t give him
the heimlich because you and I both know what it’s going to look like
you’re doing to him.

A great pre-show meal before a show to give you good energy is something with a lot of protein. A lot of the times before a show I eat a bowl of macaroni and cheese with meatballs and i chase it down with a 2 liter bottle of Orange pop. you know, something like that.

If you don’t think the show is going to be that good, blow your head off.

Always steer away from booking acts with names like, “The Human Salmon.” and, “Angry Man.”

When you first start up your show, don’t tell everybody you’re 118
years old because 5 years later you’ll supposedly be 123 years old,
making you the oldest recorded human being in history which will draw
suspicion to your lie.

Try not to stare at all the pleasantly plump aristocratic women in the front row with their cleavage popping out of their dresses. They will notice and become infuriated. You’ll never get an opportunity to soar over Paris in a hot air balloon.

After a show don’t hang around the bar waiting for girls to buy you
drinks, because waiting quickly turns into begging and then the
begging gets videotaped and put on youtube and the youtube video gets
2.5 million hits and all the comments are about what a retarted foggat
you are.

Elaine Ralpheson

Hi Chris and Aaron. How long have you guys been doing your Let’s Get Hot! show for? A half a year? A year? I went to one of your shows in early February during a snowstorm and… it wasn’t that good. You should come work for me. I work on a farm where they send constipated cows to be taught how to relax and poo. We need some new “relaxers” as they’re called. Let me know if you “comedians” would be interested.

Mario Blueburney

Hello Let’s Get Hot! guys! It is a great honor for me to be writing you a letter of my appreciation. I brought my father to your show the other night. He’s been catatonic for 3 years, ever since he saw me putting a screwdriver in my butt. So I thought laughter would bring him out of his stupor. It did. Your jokes worked. Even though he really enjoyed your comedy show, at the end of it he turned to me and said, “I’m still never going to forget that screwdriver coming out of your butt like that.” oh well, you win some you lose some.

Jim Shorts

This is a message for Chris Locke and Aaron Eves. I love your comedy so much. I want to be you guys so much. I’m your biggest fan. Okay, you know what? I’m not even going to skirt around the issue; I’m crazy and I want to kill you guys. I want to cook your hearts in a pot full of boiling rain water. Also, when are you going to update your website?

Elizabeth Skronkey

Dear Chris & Aaron, I truly love Let’s Get Hot! It’s got everything a good comedy show should have- hot dogs, peanuts, giant foam hands, and a baseball game. Am I right? Or was I at the wrong Rivoli stadium?

Dr. Monket-Fitzimmons

Let’s Get Hot! is so funny! I laugh so hard at your jokes. Let me do a liver transplant on Aaron and a heart transplant on Chris. Please, Come on. I’m a doctor you selfish pricks and I said I laughed at your jokes.

Bartleby Montgomery

Great show last month. Oh but, I don’t know if you guys noticed this but, when you guys were doing your jokes, demons were holding you about three inches off of the stage.

Chris Locke and Aaron Eves are ready to give you a March laughter slapper.

Check these inglorious basterds of details:

Let’s Get Hot!
with Chris Locke & Aaron Eves

Featuring:
James Hartnett
David Dineen-Porter
Deborah Robinson
Rhiannon Archer
Laura Cilevitz
Todd Graham
Brian Barlow
Kathleen Phillips
Jon McCurley

Plus special surprises!

Sunday March 7.
Rivoli
332 Queen St. W.
Doors: 8:30pm

It’s going to be a jam-packed comedy spectacular!
See you there!