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By admin, June 7, 2010 9:55 am

Elaine Ralpheson

Hi Chris and Aaron. How long have you guys been doing your Let’s Get Hot! show for? A half a year? A year? I went to one of your shows in early February during a snowstorm and… it wasn’t that good. You should come work for me. I work on a farm where they send constipated cows to be taught how to relax and poo. We need some new “relaxers” as they’re called. Let me know if you “comedians” would be interested.

Mario Blueburney

Hello Let’s Get Hot! guys! It is a great honor for me to be writing you a letter of my appreciation. I brought my father to your show the other night. He’s been catatonic for 3 years, ever since he saw me putting a screwdriver in my butt. So I thought laughter would bring him out of his stupor. It did. Your jokes worked. Even though he really enjoyed your comedy show, at the end of it he turned to me and said, “I’m still never going to forget that screwdriver coming out of your butt like that.” oh well, you win some you lose some.

Jim Shorts

This is a message for Chris Locke and Aaron Eves. I love your comedy so much. I want to be you guys so much. I’m your biggest fan. Okay, you know what? I’m not even going to skirt around the issue; I’m crazy and I want to kill you guys. I want to cook your hearts in a pot full of boiling rain water. Also, when are you going to update your website?

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By admin, March 9, 2010 8:33 am

Elizabeth Skronkey

Dear Chris & Aaron, I truly love Let’s Get Hot! It’s got everything a good comedy show should have- hot dogs, peanuts, giant foam hands, and a baseball game. Am I right? Or was I at the wrong Rivoli stadium?

Dr. Monket-Fitzimmons

Let’s Get Hot! is so funny! I laugh so hard at your jokes. Let me do a liver transplant on Aaron and a heart transplant on Chris. Please, Come on. I’m a doctor you selfish pricks and I said I laughed at your jokes.

Bartleby Montgomery

Great show last month. Oh but, I don’t know if you guys noticed this but, when you guys were doing your jokes, demons were holding you about three inches off of the stage.

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By admin, February 15, 2010 4:35 pm

Paulo Treebok
Hello, Chris and Aaron, I love your comedy style. It’s so ripe. it’s like a nice bunch of pinot noir grapes. I want to make a bottle of red wine out of your jokes, drink it, hop on an old motorcycle and drive it into a tree. I lost all my money gambling on monkey fights. I’m depressed.

Stacey Kitchenson
Hi Let’s Get Hot! boys. I’m a comedian too. Maybe i can do one of your shows sometime? Here’s an example of one of my jokes; “Am I crazy, my friends all say I’m crazy. But I’m not crazy just because I like to run around the streets going ‘rah rah rah!’ all the time.” If you like that one- I have tons more. Okay! Bye! xoxo.

Mom Daddington
Hello funny guys. I think your humour style is right up my alley. I love all kinds of wacky stuff. I love it when a pineapple falls off of a tree and then guys have to yell, “Look out!” You know, stuff like that. Anyway, I wanted to let you guys know that i have x-ray vision and was wondering why you duct tape your penises down flat during shows?

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By admin, December 7, 2009 10:20 am

Craigory Taylord

Dearest Chris and Aaron, hosts of Let’s Get Hot! I have to say that you guys are funny fellows. I was really impressed when I attended your last show cause your jokes got me to stop making out with my girlfriend. It was hard because I never stop making out with her. But you guys pulled me away from those luscious lips for a few secs there. Speaking of sex, did you guys see us doing it after the show out by those garbage cans in the alley-way? Was that you? Oh, and PS, we’re both really fat.

Patricia the Disha

I’m in love with the Let’s get Hot! guys. They’re so funny and so cute. I told my boyfriend about them and he’s rounding up some of his toughest friends from Mississauga and they’re planning to arrive half-way through the next show and literally rip Chris and Aaron to bloody pieces in front of the audience. I was like, “No, baby, don’t.” But he wouldn’t listen.

Fronk Tonka

Dudezies! Y’all make me chuckle something like crazy. Love it! I’m a big fan of jokes! Maybe I can do your show some time? I make funny pizzas. I could show some to the audience? For example I got one called, pepperphoney pizza. It’s a pepperoni pizza with a phone in the middle of it. Or, I got one called the pee and poo pie. You can see a pic of that on my website. My website is a facebook fan page I made. Just look up Fronk Tonka and add me as a friend.

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By admin, November 4, 2009 9:46 am

Julius Marcosock
Hello Chris & Aaron, Huge fan. I’m writing you this letter right now from my stranded dingy in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. I’m all by myself, no food, no water, no lifejacket, and some sharks and giant squids are circling my leaky boat. I could really use your special offbeat brand of humor right now.

Mystery Man
Hmmm, let’s see, what did I think of your show? Did I enjoy it? Was I even there? Who am I? Ha ha ha, you wish. I’ll never tell for I am, Greg. I mean, Mystery Man. Crap.

Barnyard Kipling
I have never laughed harder in my life than how I did at your show. Okay, maybe once before, but it was because you had to see how messed up my Uncle’s nose looked like after he dove head first into a key-lime pie.

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By admin, October 13, 2009 6:46 am

LGH! April 5 2009.

Tony Braxton
Dear Chris and Aaron, I’ve been a regular attendee of LGH! for years and I just wanted to say that you guys only get funnier and funnier and funnier and fatter… and balder. How come there aren’t more shows like yours? I went to to this other show and they didn’t even turn the house lights down!

Clompity Chipstrok
Let’s Get Hot! Guys, man, you guys are funny! If you guys ever want a business manager just let me know. I plan on going to business college in 2013. Yeah, that’s right, I don’t believe that 2012 is the end of the world. You know what I mean? Like, whatever.

Bo Doruk
Let’s Get Hot! is so funny! I haven’t laughed that hard since I saw a horse drink out of an open can of yellow paint. It looked like it really liked mustard.

LGH! May 3 2009.

Glen Chambolantis
Hi, Chris and Aaron. I love your show. I brought my mom to your last one and she’s been in a coma for three years. Well, she woke up from the coma during your hilarious opening bit and then went right back into a coma after your show was over. She hate me.

Marna Dreg Drag-Donkers
What are you guys on, laughing gas? I mean, what do you give the audience, laughing gas? Ha ha! Anyway, good show. It was a gas! You could even say… it was laughing gas! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Okay, I just quiefed. (Kwee-ftt)

Stu Pididiot
Hey guys! I’m a big fan of Let’s Get Hot! I go to all the shows. I was wondering… I was at the April show but I accidentally sat backwards. So like, I heard the jokes but I only saw people buying beer. So I was like, “What?” And then when I was leaving my work friends who came with me were like, “Yeah, you were sitting backwards, man.” So now I have two questions for you:
A) Can I get my money back?
And…
B) Can I get my money back-wards!

LGH! July 5 2009

Andrew Chugadinka
Hey, Let’s Get Hot! guys, tons of laughs!
I was wondering, would you guys do my party? It’s in Orillia and everyone at the party will be completely stoned out of their minds and you guys would do your jokes by a bonfire. What do you say? You guys also get as many pizza flavored combos as you want. My Dad works for them.

Sally Thunderbumclap
Dear Chris and Aaron, how do you come up with your amazing jokes? Do you consult some kind of magical joke cat or something? Some kind of cat that just sits in a tent reading joke books? Ha ha, just kidding. Hey, BTW did you guys find that cat I left on your doorstep?

Bing Bong Bradley
Hey guys, I’m a multi-multi-millionaire and my son really wants a couple of jokers like you two to be his private personal toys this summer. What do you say? You’d get free room and board in a mansion. You’d just have to be on call 24/7. Oh yeah, and the last two clowns that let my son down were found literally barbecued to death. Their bones reeked of HP sauce. Let me know.

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LGH! Jan. 4 2009

Dirtmut Mulgooney
Hello Chris and Aaron. I am a staunch supporter of Let’s Get Hot! I think it’s the funniest comedy show on the planet. I was wondering if you guys would do some comedy at my wedding? I’m marrying a fat pig that smells like shit.

Carol Condor
Aw, you thought it was going to be from a woman because of my first name! Well, I’m a man. A man can have the name Carol too. Anyway, love the Let’s Get Hot! show. It’s way too funny. I literally pissed my little pink panties laughing at you guys.

Melissa The Barbarian
Me love Chris. Me love Aaron. Me love comedy show. Me also love hot and spicy food. Ok, me go now. Me stand in line at Ghandi’s on Queen St. for hot butter chicken roti. Mmm. Me yum yum yum yum yum!

LGH! Feb. 1 2009

Jagoon Pundamnaman
This letter is for Aaron and Chris, the Let’s Get Hot! guys. I’ma big fan of your comedy. I was wondering if I could do a set at your show? What do you think of this joke? ‘What’s red, yellow, blue, green, pink, purple, orange, and goes 100mph? Give up? A rainbow in the Magic Bullet.’ So if you guys like me, contact me at: Jagoon@presidentofnewyorkfries.com

Trisha Pizzaiolio
Wow! Let’s Get Hot! Really funny. I’m going to make you guys chairs with your names on them for you. What size are your butts? Nevermind, next time I see you I’ll just grab your butts and guestimate. Okay, back to work at the chair factory. I’m coming, Boss!

Doc Hawk
Bravo! Bravo! Amazing jokes. You guys really need to come to Hollywood and become famous. Trust me, I have the gift. I know stars when I see them. Who do you think discovered, Chad Lowe, or Jimmy Estevez, or Mack Black, or Ted Lancaster, or Trevor Bogart, or Reginald Schwarzenegger, or Max “The Body” Ventura, or how about Sal Pacino, Richard Downey Esq, or Mason Priestly, or even Seymore Seymore Hoffman? Come one, get your butts to Hollywood! And then let me grab your butts!

LGH! Mar. 1 2009.

Ralph Waldo Henderson
This note is in regards to the Let’s Get Hot! Comedy Show. I am saying forthwith that I am an enormous supporter of this folly. You see, where my penis should be, there is a beard, nose, and the mangled teeth of my conjoined twin that never survived the first three days of our nightmare of a birth into this world. So, you may have noticed, I am always excited to experience anything that helps me forget about my disgusting crotch-face.

Dasty Sprongfeld
What up, y’all? Trippin’, flippin’, and dippin’. LGH! Be da show that go yo, slow mo, doh-doh, pro- tools, fools, schools, drools, jewels, cocaine and jewelz, cocaine and jewelz, cocaine and jewelz, cocaine and jewelz!

Mr. E. Meat
Dudes, Let’s Get Hot! made me laugh so hard that I barfed. My stomach acid burnt a hole in my esophagus. When I went to drink some water it just fell into the other parts of my body instead of my stomach and I had to be flown to a hospital in a helicopter! Crazy times, dudes! My wife and baby were so scared! Awesome show.

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By admin, October 5, 2009 6:17 am

Samantha Beige-Hogg
Chris Locke and Aaron Eves, go together in perfect harmony! Hey guys, Love the show. You are so funny. BUT! I have to say, not as funny as that new hot sketch troupe called, “Futzbunder’s Majicorial Funderbus Express.”

Krondon Alligromwell
Ha ha ha! Lol! I love laughing! Just ask the cops. They arrested me a year ago for laughing too much in a Yoga class.

Chaxx Jackson
Dearest Let’s Get Hot! Fellows,
I work for JM Schneiders Meats. You know the guy that makes all that delicious sandwich meat? Like, old fashioned fully cooked smoked ham numbers 1-4. Anyway, JM’s looking for a couple of funny guys to entertain his wife this weekend so he can escape to a gay orgy that’s happening in the woods. Let me know if you would be interested in that sort of work.

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By admin, September 19, 2009 10:19 am

Cloppy
Hey guys, Cloppy here.
Congratulations on such a hilarious show! I laughed very hard at your jokes! My girlfriend, Tara, thought you were very funny too. In fact, she kept quoting your jokes all night. Made it a little difficult to keep it up, if you catch my drift!

Amanda Mandanaman
Oooooh, let me at ‘em! Let me at ‘em! I need to get my hands all over Chris Locke and Aaron Eves! Those two local Toronto comedians are really something else. The way they make me laugh and tell me to go buy beers from the bar… why, a girl could just lose control and do something drastic! Hey, what do you say boys? You, me, a hotel room, some stink bombs, five skunks, a jar of sulfur… Let’s see who can last the longest!

Marphin Falperoni
Hello to the Let’s Get Hot! Boys. Funniest boys around. Hey, I had a great time at your show the other night. You guys didn’t see a freash lasagna at the Rivoli after the show did you? I think I left a fresh lasagna there that was supposed to be my family’s dinner and when I got home that night my wife was saying, “Marphin, you idiot! You are so stupid. You are so dumb. How could you forget your family’s lasagna at a stupid comedy show?”
She’s right though. I am pretty dumb. But I’ve got a big heart and I care about my friends so… I’m pretty sure God will have a place for me in Heaven when I die.